Section 3: Meeting Sufferers' Protocol

By now, you've made it through the Meeting Sufferers' Protocol Primer and are ready to dive into the advanced sections.

This is the part where things get really, really bad. Here, you'll learn how to:

• Host a meeting that will leave all your attendees feeling like they're stuck in Groundhog Day.
• Develop the art of nodding off in meetings without anyone noticing.
• Master the ancient art of "accidentally" scheduling meetings with your worst enemy.

But don't worry, it's all part of your training. Remember, a true Meeting Sufferers' Protocol master is always prepared for anything.

Continue on to Section 4: The Art of Fake Smiling for more advanced techniques.