Sunday Funday: Meeting of the Damned

Today, we're discussing the meaning of life, the universe, and everything. Or, you know, just the new policy on microwaving fish sticks.

• Item 1: The importance of not overloading the break room fridge with last week's leftovers
• Item 2: Who ate the last donut from the break room
• Item 3: The best way to optimize our productivity while still having enough time for Netflix binge-watching

Agenda for the meeting:

1. 9:00am - Welcome and Introductions
2. 9:15am - Discussion of the Apocalypse
3. 10:00am - Break (for donuts)

Next meeting: Same time, same place, same existential dread.