MEETINGS: SUNSCREEN IDEAS
Because Your Boss is a Vampyre
Here at Meetings, we understand that your boss is a creature of the night. That's why we've compiled this list of sunscreen ideas, carefully crafted to ensure you don't get turned into a human-sicle during our next team meeting.
- Apply a generous amount of moisturizer to all exposed skin surfaces, including but not limited to: face, arms, legs, and any other areas that may come into contact with the conference table.
- Be sure to reapply every 30 minutes, or when the air conditioning kicks in.
- We recommend investing in industrial-grade, 100% UV-blocking sheets to drape over your chair.
- You can also use them to cover your computer screen, because, let's be real, that's just a portal to the fiery pit of sunburns.
- This one's a real doozy. We've found that by wearing a reflective vest, you can deflect the sun's deadly rays right back at your boss.
- It's like a force field for your skin.
Remember, at Meetings, we're committed to helping you survive the sun-scorched landscape of corporate meetings.
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