Meet our elite squad of sun protection specialists, deployed from the depths of our underground bunker.
Our team has been tasked with testing the limits of human tolerance to UV radiation.
Currently, we are on mission 47, where we are observing a subject who has been exposed to 37 minutes and 14 seconds of direct sunlight.
Results: subject is experiencing moderate sunburn, with a 4.7/5 chance of long-term skin damage.