Minutes of the Utterly Pointless Meeting 2

Meeting Summary:

Attendees: 3 (including the janitor)

Objective: Discuss the importance of procrastination in the workplace.

Agenda:

Discussion:

John: "I'm pretty sure I've perfected the art of doing nothing."

Jane: "That's cute, John. But have you considered the benefits of watching paint dry?"

Brian: "Actually, Jane, I think watching paint dry can be really educational."

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