Decisions

Here, the Superfluous Committee makes decisions so grand, so bold, so utterly unnecessary.

Today's agenda:

• Item 1: Declare Tuesday "National Pajama Day"
• Item 2: Rename "The Coffee Shop" to "The Daily Grind"
• Item 3: Establish a new department for the study of Extreme Pajama Weariness (E.P.W.)

Discussion items:

• Should we really declare Tuesday "National Pajama Day"? Will it disrupt the economy?
• Will "The Daily Grind" still be a place where you can get a decent cup of coffee, or will it just be a place where you can get a decent existential crisis?
• Can E.P.W. really be a thing? Is it a thing?

Action items:

• Send a strongly worded letter to the Mayor demanding they sign the proclamation
• Hire a team of experts to study the feasibility of E.P.W.
• Create a new logo for E.P.W. that includes a picture of a cat in pajamas

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