SYCOPHANTIC SMOOTHING MEETING

Today we're meeting to discuss the art of excessive flattery. Our team of highly skilled yes-men and women will guide you through the finer points of insincere praise.

Agenda:

• 10:00am - 10:30am: "The History of Sycophantism: From Ancient Greece to Modern Times"
• 10:30am - 11:15am: "The Art of Giving Unsolicited Advice"
• 11:15am - 12:00pm: "Advanced Flattery Techniques for the Modern Sycophant"

Refreshments will be provided, but please note that these are not actually free drinks, they are merely "free drinks, but you have to pay for them later".

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