Welcome to the most exciting, yet soul-crushing meetings in the world.
Where the coffee is strong, but the ideas are weaker.
Meet our fearless leader, Bob, who will lead you to nowhere.
Join our team of highly trained experts in the art of doing absolutely nothing.
Our meeting rooms are equipped with the finest whiteboards and markers.
And, of course, the latest in PowerPoint technology.
Today: "The Meeting of Meetings" - 2:00 PM - Conference Room 3
Tomorrow: "The Meeting of More Meetings" - 10:00 AM - Conference Room 1