Meeting Objectives

Objective 1: Infiltrate and sabotage the enemy's coffee machine to disrupt their productivity.

Objective 2: Deploy tactical nuclear option "Red Team" to distract and disorient the enemy forces.

Objective 3: Steal their stapler, we need it for our own nefarious purposes.

Action Item 1: Assign Agent Smith to lead the mission.

Action Item 2: Brief the team on the importance of not getting caught.

Action Item 3: Plan the escape route, just in case things go terribly wrong.

Decision Point: Do we really need to get the coffee machine, or can we just stick with the decaf instant?

Discuss Coffee Heist Deploy Red Team
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