Deadline

You have reached the deadline, but it was always a moving target. Now you must navigate the bureaucratic red tape of our office.

• Deal with It
• Whine About It
• Pretend It Doesn't Exist

Deal with It

You've been tasked with resolving the existential crisis of our department's stapler situation. Choose wisely.

• Choose the Stapler
• Say No to Staplers
• Draw a Stapler on a Whiteboard

Say No to Staplers

You've made the executive decision to rid the office of those annoying, pointy things. Now, deal with the fallout.

• Choose an Alternative
• Defend Our Choice on the Internal Memo
• Accept the Stapler Revolution

Choose an Alternative

We must choose a new office supply that's not staplers, but also not too boring. Something exciting, yet still office-friendly.

• Choose the Uber-Stapler
• Choose the Theremin Eraser
• Choose the Steamroller

Choose the Uber-Stapler

A stapler, but with the added bonus of making a mean latte. It's the perfect solution for our office.

Draw a Stapler on a Whiteboard

A desperate attempt to repress the trauma of stapler-gate. Will it work? Only time will tell.

Theremin Eraser

A musical instrument with a very specific office supply use case. We hope.

Steamroller

We've decided to steamroll the office supplies, but not the office. That's just cruel.