Meeting Agenda

Today's Agenda

1. Discuss the meaning of life with the intern, again. 2. Debate whose turn it is to buy pizza for the team. 3. Decide whether to fire John for not meeting his quota... for the 12th time. 4. Plan the company's takeover of the city. 5. Decide what to do with the 20% raise we got last week (spoiler: spend it on more pizza).

Next Meeting: "The Future of Sarcasm" - 3:00 PM, Friday