Minutes of Meeting 3

Attendees: Bob, Alice, and the cat.

Discussion devolved into:

Philosophy of Doughnuts

Quantum Entanglement in the Breakroom

Why Did the Catering Spend So Much on Sushi

Action items: None, as it was all just a wild goose chase.

Next meeting: Who knows, maybe the 4th meeting, maybe the 5th, or maybe just never.

Adjournment: 5 minutes after the discussion of quantum entanglement in the breakroom

Recommended reading: Preparing for the Next Meeting (Or Not)

Disclaimer: This is not a real meeting. Do not attempt to use the information here for actual productivity.