Meeting Notes for Task 3, Subtask 1: "The Great Pizza Topping Debacle"

The meeting was called for the sole purpose of deciding between pineapple as a pizza topping, and all other toppings as a distraction.

John: "I think pineapple belongs on the menu."

Jane: "Are you crazy? Pineapple on pizza is a crime."

Bob: "Actually, have you considered the socio-economic implications of pineapple's rise to popularity?"

Subtask 2: Counterarguments for a Fruit-Free Pizza Subtask 4: Emergency Meeting for the Sake of Pineapple

Next steps: Pineapple or No Pineapple? The fate of humanity hangs in the balance.