Today's agenda:
- Item 1: Pretend to be interested
- Item 2: Discuss the meaning of life (or at least the meaning of our meeting)
- Item 3: Take a 15-minute break to scroll through memes on our phones
Action Items:
- Assign someone to pretend to be the meeting's secretary
- Decide on the color scheme for our next meeting
- Set a reminder to actually do some work