Task 5: The Great Pizza Topping Caper

Summary

At the behest of our fearless leader, we are to create a new pizza topping that will revolutionize the world. Or not.

After weeks of research, countless tastings, and an unfortunate incident involving a cheese-covered ceiling fan, we have arrived at the following options:

• Option 1: "Bacon-Infused Fungi" (because why not?)
• Option 2: "Spicy Sardine Sizzler" (for the adventurous types)
• Option 3: "The Feta Fiasco" (a Greek tragedy in a jar)

Which one will it be? Only time (and a healthy dose of common sense) will tell.