Welcome to Murder Methods, the Tea-Lounge of Choice for the Discerning Killer

We're glad you asked, because we have a method for you. Literally.

From the classic "Poison in the Scones" to the avant-garde "Sarin Gas in the Air Vent", we have a murder method for every occasion.

Or, if you're feeling really fancy, try our "Trio of Tazers" - it's like a box of chocolates, but with more electricity.

• More Poisonous Scones
• Sarin Scones (for the truly discerning killer)
• Trio of Tazers