We're not lazy, we're just highly efficient. Our meetings are the perfect opportunity to catch up with each other, discuss our feelings, and decide on a new way to do the thing we're already doing, but better.
Plus, it's a great time to practice our PowerPoint skills, and by "skills" I mean "endure through PowerPoint presentations."
We've got a whole section dedicated to the art of nodding, which is really just a series of subtle head movements that say, "Yes, I'm listening, no, I'm not actually listening."