Dave is our resident coffee aficionado and resident grump. He can usually be found complaining about the lack of caffeine in the office coffee machine, but deep down, he's a softie.
Dave is the team's de facto leader, not because he's particularly good at anything, but because he's really good at yelling really loudly until someone else gives in.
He's been with the team since the dawn of time and has seen it all. He's been there for the triumphs and the disasters. He's seen it all, and he's got the grey beard to prove it.
Dave's favorite hobby is complaining about the weather.