Project Marathon Schedule: Today
12:00 PM - Meeting: "The Pointless Meeting"
A meeting to discuss the fact that we're having a meeting. Join us to learn more about our meeting.
The Pointless Meeting (Continued)1:00 PM - Lunch Break: "Free Food and Guilt"
Join us for a free lunch of stale sandwiches and lukewarm soda. Your feelings of obligation are appreciated.
Lunch Break: The Sequel2:00 PM - Meeting: "The Meeting That Will Change Everything"
A meeting so important, you'll forget what you did last night, but not this meeting.
The Meeting That Will Change Everything (Again)