``` Project Marathon Schedule - Today's Agenda

Project Marathon Schedule - Today's Agenda

9:00 AM - 9:30 AM: Morning Mumble

Discuss the meaning of life

10:00 AM - 11:30 AM: Coffee Conundrums

Debate the best coffee-to-milk ratio

12:00 PM - 1:00 PM: Lunchtime Lamentations

Bemoan the lack of vegan options

2:00 PM - 3:00 PM: Afternoon Apathy

Stare out the window for 30 minutes

See also: Today's Agenda

prophets and sycophants, beware of the impending doom that is the afternoon slump. Stay hydrated and keep your wits about you.