Today's agenda: More meetings. More coffee. More existential dread.
A 30-minute meeting to discuss what we're going to talk about later. Led by the fearless John, Lord of the Meeting.
A 15-minute break to grab a coffee and pretend we're not all secretly wondering what we're doing with our lives.
Refreshments provided, but not actual human connection.
Today's agenda: More meetings. More coffee. More existential dread.
A 30-minute meeting to discuss what we're going to talk about later. Led by the fearless John, Lord of the Meeting.
A 15-minute break to grab a coffee and pretend we're not all secretly wondering what we're doing with our lives.
Refreshments provided, but not actual human connection.
A 60-minute meal to fuel up for more meetings. Because, apparently, we're all running on fumes.
A series of meetings with no clear purpose, because who needs purpose, anyway?
We're all just going through the motions at this point. Like a never-ending Groundhog Day.