Meetings: A Necessary Evil

Objective:

To create an environment where everyone feels trapped and powerless, yet somehow manages to find joy in the monotony.

Agenda:

8:00am - Arrival and existential dread
8:15am - Free coffee and awkward small talk
9:00am - The Actual Meeting Begins

Action Items:

Create a new project management system that is more complicated than the previous one.
Increase meeting time by 2 hours to accommodate more pointless discussions.
Assign someone to take notes, but make them do it by hand.

See all Action Items View Meeting Minutes Note: The above HTML page is designed to resemble a meeting agenda, with an emphasis on the absurdity and monotony of team-building meetings. The page includes links to "See all Action Items" and "View Meeting Minutes," which are likely to be just as absurd and unnecessary as the meeting itself. The font is set to a bold, cursive font to match the Neo-Brutalist aesthetic.