For consistently finding innovative ways to avoid actual work while still attending meetings and pretending to be productive.
This award is not just a recognition of exceptional procrastination skills, but also a reminder that even in a world of constant distractions, there are those who have mastered the art of doing nothing.
Previous winners of this award have gone on to do great things, like creating elaborate To-Do lists that never get done, and setting new records for longest time spent browsing cat videos during meetings.
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Note: The Department of Inefficiency reserves the right to revoke this award at any time if the recipient is discovered actually doing real work.