NEON NIRVANA TEAM BUILDING

Join us for an unforgettable experience of forced camaraderie, lukewarm smiles, and lukewarm coffee.

We'll have:

• Trust-building exercises with a twist: we'll tie you up, blindfold you, and make you work with your colleagues.
• A team-building Olympics with events like "Who Can Stare at a Spreadsheet the Longest," and "The Human Knot."
• A catered lunch of stale crackers and lukewarm water.

Don't say we didn't warn you...