Welcome, Team! Today's lesson: how to escape the impending doom of Level 2: The Meeting Room. We'll cover basic escape techniques, including but not limited to, Technique 1: The Art of Distracting Your Colleagues, Technique 2: The Power of Pretending to be Interested, and Technique 3: The Ancient Art of Browsing Your Phone.
When faced with an endless discussion, quickly scan the room and identify your most gullible colleagues. Then, ask them inane questions, like "Did you see the new Avengers movie?" or "Do you think pineapple belongs on pizza?" This will keep them occupied while you make your escape.