Step 1: Prepare for the Inevitable

Meetings are like zombies - once you're in, it's hard to get out. But fear not, brave team members! We've got some tips to help you escape the meeting alive.

Identify the Exit Strategy

• Dress for Success (or at least for the Meeting)
• Create a Distraction
• Bargain with the Meeting Monster
• Flee for Your Life
• Call in a Fake Expert
• Bluff and Deafen

		// Meeting Escape Algorithm
		function escape_meeting() {
			if (is_manager) {
				return "You are doomed";
			} else {
				return "You might just make it";
			}
		}