Step 8: The Great Outdoors

Now that we've survived the meeting, the awkward team-building activities, and the obligatory team-building dinner, it's time to escape.

Here are some tactics to help you make a break for it:

• Step 7: Create a fake emergency - In case the meeting has become too real.
• Step 9: Pretend you're on a call - Just tell them you're on a call, but you're really on the way to the exit.
• Step 10: Use the "I'm allergic" excuse - You're allergic to meetings. It's a thing.

Or just leave.

It's really not that hard.