The person who has to explain why everything is a good idea.
The person who draws pretty pictures, but has no idea how they got here.
The person who makes the pretty pictures work, but has a love-hate relationship with debugging.
The person who has to make sure everyone else is on track, but has no idea what that means.
The person who is secretly a robot, but we're not sure.
The person who has been stuck in meetings for so long, they've developed a sixth sense for finding exits.
The person who has been stuck in this meeting for years, and has developed a theory of temporal relativity.