John Doe's love life is like a rocky landscape: barren, yet occasionally punctuated by brief, fiery outbursts of passion.
His relationships often resemble a game of "Rock, Paper, Scissors" - a game he's yet to win, as his love interests always seem to cut him down with their paper.
Despite the odds, John remains optimistic, convinced that his next encounter will be the one to finally crack open the shell that is his heart.
Read about John's love adventures here, or check out his mood swings
