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Present: John, Jane, Bob, and Other Guy
Other Guy: Why is the coffee machine always out of order?
John: I don't know, I'm not the IT guy.
Jane: That's not helping.
Bob: Has anyone tried turning it off and on again?
Other Guy: That's not the point!
Complaints:
Other Guy: The microwave is broken.
John: I fixed it last week.
Other Guy: That was just a temporary solution.