Other Guy's Free Meeting: Because You're Not Paying Attention to Anything Anyway
Welcome, meeting attendees! I'm Other Guy, your fearless leader. Or, at least, I'm the one who showed up on time. I hope you're all ready for some exciting presentations, mediocre coffee, and a healthy dose of eye strain from staring at this projector screen.
We'll be discussing the following topics:
Topic 1: Why We're Not Doing Well Enough
Join us as we explore the thrilling world of our quarterly sales numbers. Don't worry, we won't actually look at any charts or graphs; that's what the accountant is for.
View the Quarterly Sales Prophets Presentation
Topic 2: Why Our Coffee Machine is on the Fritz AgainLearn more about our Coffee Apocalypse
Topic 3: Why Our CEO Thinks Fridays Are Mondays
Our fearless leader is back with more wisdom on why Fridays are, in fact, Mondays. Or Tuesdays. Or possibly just a random day of the week.
Read the CEO's latest memo
Topic 4: Why Our Meeting Schedule is a Joke
Because, let's be real, it's all about the free time and snacks. Don't worry, we'll get to the "actual" meeting eventually... or maybe not.
Find out more about our meeting schedule
Thanks for coming, folks! Don't forget to fill out the meeting attendance sheet on your way out.