Welcome, team, to the Deadly Drop Suite: The Boardroom of Doom!
Where the meetings are always deadly, and the coffee is always cold.
Today's Agenda:
- 1. Discuss the latest sales numbers, and how we're going to drop them even lower.
- 2. Introduce new policy: mandatory overtime, effective immediately.
- 3. Discuss the new "Drop and Go" policy, and how it will make us all drop our sanity.
Deadly Drop Suite's Very Own
Our very own drop-in-the-bucket policy: we'll drop everything, and you will too.
Side effects may include:
- Excessive sweating
- Uncontrollable crying
- Spontaneous combustion (rare, but possible)