Team-Building Meeting: Room 3

Where productivity goes to die

Escape to Room 1 for a meeting of highly trained, highly caffeinated individuals Or, if you dare, enter Room 2 for a meeting of highly dramatic, highly emotional individuals And, of course, stay here in Room 3 for the meeting that's sure to put you to sleep But don't say we didn't warn you: Room 4 is for the highly toxic, highly dysfunctional individuals

Today's Agenda:

Discuss the meaning of life at 10:00 AM
Stare blankly into space for 30 minutes
Take a 15-minute break to grab some free donuts
Resume staring blankly into space for another 45 minutes