Level Four: The Meeting Room of Despair
Today's Agenda:
- 10:00-10:30: Discuss why the coffee machine is broken AGAIN
- 10:30-11:00: Debate the merits of "in-office napping"
- 11:00-11:30: Watch an 8-hour video on "The Art of Passive-Aggressive Email Responses"
- 11:30-12:00: Lunch. Because we all need a break from each other.
Important Announcements:
- Reminder: The copier still doesn't work. Deal with it.
- Don't touch the stapler. It's not a stress ball.
Action Items:
- Someone, please, for the love of all that is holy, fix the copier.
- We need more coffee.
Next Meeting:
Where We All Pretend to Be Productive