The Most Important Meeting of the Century

Where: The Conference Room of Doom

When: Today (ish)

Why: Because we have Action Items, baby!

Action Item 2: The Unstoppable Force

Objective: To make our competitors cry themselves to sleep at night.

Subpage: The Secret Plan

Step 1: Steal all their secrets.

Step 2: Sue them for everything they own.

Step 3: Laugh maniacally while they cry.

Then, and only then, will we be the champions of the industry.

Step 1: The Secret Stealing

Action Item 1: The Unrelenting Drive

Objective: To make our competitors wish they never existed.

Action Item 1: The Unrelenting Drive (continued)