Welcome, Team! Today's schedule is as follows:
09:00-10:00 - Breakfast: Cereal and a Side of Regret
10:00-12:00 - Morning Meeting: "The World is Ending, But Our To-Do List is Long"
12:00-13:00 - Lunch: The Sandwiches of Sorrow
13:00-15:00 - Afternoon Hacking: "The Code is Like a Puzzle, Except When it's Not"
15:00-16:00 - Tea Break: "Because We're All Adults, Apparently"
16:00-17:00 - End of the Day Meeting: "The Final Countdown to Madness"