Meetings, meetings, and more meetings! Don't forget to bring your lunch and a snack, or you might just have to survive on nothing but the tears of your coworkers.
Meeting Minutes Archive for the faint of heart
Project Documentation for the truly committed
8:00 AM - Breakfast Meeting (because you can never start the day too early)
10:00 AM - The "I'm Not Late" Meeting (don't bother coming if you're more than 5 minutes early)
2:00 PM - The "Let's Take a Break" Meeting (because we all know that's just what we really need)