Failure to comply with any of the above will result in severe penalties, including but not limited to: loss of coffee mug privileges, mandatory attendance to "The Art of PowerPoint" training, and possible exile to the "Cubicle of Shame".
We've arranged for the Revenants to stay in the most luxurious suite of our 3-star hotel, complete with a view of the parking lot.
Please note that the "luxurious suite" is code for "smaller room with a view of the vending machine".