Meetings: Team-Building Safety Protocols

Because we all know the real danger zones in our office are not the coffee machine or the supply closet, but the Trust Fall that occurs when our team leader attempts to facilitate a "trust-building" exercise.

Warning: Do Not Attempt to Fall Backwards

We have documented several safety protocols to ensure you survive the inevitable Trust Fall that will happen during our team-building exercises.

These protocols include:

• Wearing a helmet at all times during the meeting.
• Maintaining a 3-foot radius around the "facilitator" at all times.
• Never, ever, under any circumstances, look directly at the "trust fall" zone.

For more information on how to survive the impending doom of our team-building exercises, visit Post-Trauma Support for more information.

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