As we were trying to get back to the office, we found ourselves in the midst of a high-speed chase through the city, with the kidnappers demanding our attendance at this very meeting.
Our initial plan was to call for help, but our phones had a rather... unfortunate fate. Let's just say it involved a brief dip in a nearby pond.
View Plan BWe managed to hotwire a Vespa, which we'd somehow acquired in the chaos. It was a thrilling experience, let me tell you.
View Escape AAnd that brings us to the current situation, where we are attempting to negotiate with our captors. Wish us luck!
Or, you know, we might just wing it