Team Building: Exit Interviews

Because you've been stuck in this conference room with us for hours, and you just want to get out.

Why Are You Really Leaving?

Check one or more of the following reasons for your grand exit:

Because the free food was not free enough.
Because the presentation was too long.
Because I have a better meeting to attend, like the one in my imagination.

Or just Burn it all down and pretend you never came here.