Alice's Awesome Projects

Project: "The Ineffable Invention"

Alice is currently working on a revolutionary new device that can turn thoughts into physical objects. Currently in prototype phase, but has a 90% success rate in turning her own thoughts into sentient toaster toast.

Learn more about the Ineffable Invention

Project: "The Time Traveling Toaster" TEAM MEMBER: Alice

Alice's Awesome Projects

Project: "The Time Traveling Toaster" Currently stuck in a 4-hour loop, trying to toast the perfect slice.

Alice's magnum opus, a toaster capable of sending toast back in time to re-toast the past. Still in beta, but has a 100% success rate in re-toasting burnt bread.

Read about Alice's toaster woes

Project: "The Ineffable Invention" Still in the garage, still on fire.

A device that can turn thoughts into physical objects. Currently in prototype phase, but has a 90% success rate in turning her own thoughts into sentient toaster toast. Learn more about the Ineffable Invention