Today's agenda: "Surviving the Meeting"
Surivial Techniques for making it through the rest of the meeting.
We're not actually motivated, we're just trying to get to the coffee machine.
But seriously, we're all in this together, right? Existential Questions and all that jazz.
Don't forget to set your reminders for the next meeting, which will probably be exactly the same as this one.
Exit Strategies are welcome, but no actual exits are allowed.
Stay motivated, team! Fake Encouragement and Sarcasm are encouraged.
See you all in the next meeting... or not.