Team Lunch 2023: The Official FAQ

Why do we have team lunch again?

Because someone has to pay for the copious amounts of nachos and guac we consume daily. It's science.

What is the protocol for team lunch?

We eat, we laugh, we cry (when someone spills nacho cheese on their shirt). Repeat as necessary.

Can I bring my pet rock to team lunch?

No. Just no. Don't make us deal with the existential crisis of having to explain to HR that "Rocky" has been eating all the free food.

Will there be any free food?

You bet. We'll have enough free food to feed a small nation. And by "we", I mean "the company that's paying for it all".

Breakout Room Locations for team-building exercises and impromptu meetings Nap Time FAQ for more questions about the most important part of the day

Disclaimer:

Team Lunch 2023 is not responsible for any damage caused by excessive nacho cheese consumption, spontaneous outbursts of joy, or spontaneous combustion (just kidding... or am I?).