Team Meeting Rules

Rule 1: Arrive Early

Because we're not paying you to stand in line.

Read more about Rule 1.

Rule 2: Turn off your phone Meeting Rules

Team Meeting Rules

Rule 2: Turn off your phone

Because we've had to perform emergency dental procedures on 4 team members last week due to 'phone-related trauma.'

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