John's Feedback Suggestions for the Win

Here are the suggestions John has for the team:

Make Meetings Shorter

We can just have a 10-minute meeting, can't we? It's not like we have lives or anything.

We can have an endless supply of coffee. I mean, it's not like we have actual work to do or anything.

We can just, uh, not have John in the meeting. That's what we're all thinking, right?

John also has some other, more constructive suggestions, but we're not sharing those. Maybe.

We can just, you know, randomly select a team member to do the work for everyone else. That's not a bad idea, right?