John spent 6 months designing an inflatable unicorn that would make you look like a majestic creature while you were actually just a sad, sweaty mess. It was going to be a game-changer, we swear.
John built a toaster that would make your breakfast for you, but it kept trying to make you pancakes. It was a work in progress...
John built a joke generator that would tell you the same 10 bad jokes over and over. It was meant to be ironic, but it just ended up being a never-ending cycle of disappointment.