John is currently in Snooze Control

His snooze button is currently in an indefinite state of activation.

Reason for being in Snooze Control:

• Caffeine withdrawal
• Lack of sufficient cat videos
• Too many meetings

Current Status:

• Zzz...
• No, seriously, he's asleep.
• His snore is currently a work of art.

Next Action:

• Wake him up with a strong espresso.
• Install a cat cam in his room.
• Call his boss and tell him it's not his fault.

View Snooze Control Treatment Plan. View Snooze Control Nap Schedule.