Meetings with the CEO are always eventful.
Today we decided to buy out our competitor, because why not?
It's not like we didn't have enough money already.
Tacos for Everyone! Layoffs are just a formality.After much deliberation, we decided to merge with our arch-nemesis company.
It's a merger of equals, except for the 500 people we're firing.
Layoffs are just a formality.