Mandarinus Agenda - Where Efficiency Meets Frustration

Today's Agenda:

• Meeting 1: "The Never-Ending Story"
• Meeting 2: "The Sisyphean Task List"
• Meeting 3: "The Oracle's Rant"

Important Reminders:

• Don't forget to bring snacks.
• Don't even think about leaving early.
• Do not prophets at the prophet's meeting unless explicitly invited.

Subpages:

• The Mandarinius Guide to Meetings
• Meeting Etiquette for the Uninitiated